Question by Tiffany R: husbands birthday card?
im making my husbands birthday card cause i cant find a john deere one. what should i say on the inside! i want somethin cute and sweet but still has the john deere "thing" in it
thanks
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Answer by cristelle R
john deere rode a tractor
can i be your tractor?
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Ethan's near run in with family members and circle turning on his new John Deere tractor.
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Jeff Foxworthy is one of the funniest comedians of our time. His humorous "you might be a redneck" jokes and his hilarious Redneck Dictionary have brought laughter to the lives of millions. What better way to celebrate this comic genius's birthday than with some good-old Jeff Foxworthy quotes?
1. "If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck."
2. "Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother -- you're not sure what you've got but you're pretty sure you're not going to like it."
3. "Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks...but not the ones she's been givin' me lately."
4. "Between New York and LA, there's 200 million people that aren't hip, and they don't want to be hip."
5. "For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road. We stayed with my in-laws, which on life's list of experiences ranks right below sitting in a tub full of scissors."
6. "My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that means I was a good daddy and put a lot of effort into it. If they turn out bad, it means they took after her side of the family."
7. "The designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, drop them off at the wrong house."
8. "This book is just a collection of my drawings. I never really showed them to anybody but my wife, and she always laughed at them."
9. "You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more."
And of course, we can't do Jeff Foxworthy quotes without some "you might be a redneck jokes" now can we?
10. "You may be a redneck if -- you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education."
11. "You might be a redneck if -- your home has more miles on it than your car."
12. "You might be a redneck if -- your family tree doesn't fork."
13. "You might be a redneck if -- Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup."
14. "You might be a redneck if -- you think that Dom Perignon is a mafia leader."
15. "You might be a redneck if -- you bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are at work."
16. "You might be a redneck if -- your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds."
17. "You might be a redneck if -- you think that John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray are the three of the primary colors."
18. "You might be a redneck if -- you've been on TV more than 5 times describing the sound of a tornado."
19. "You might be a redneck if -- the most serious loss from the earthquake was your Conway Twitty record collection (you insurance man is one too if he pays you for it.)"
20. "You might be a redneck if -- your child's first words are "Attention K-Mart shoppers!"
There's no doubt about it, Jeff Foxworthy is a riot. Anyone who's lucky enough to have seen him live knows that it's not just the words he says, but the charisma that defines him. These Jeff Foxworthy quotes are just a sampling of the humor that has made this man so famous and adored.
For more funny quotes, check out the popular funny quotes section of Famous-Quotes-And-Quotations.com, a website that specializes in 'Top 10' lists of quotations in dozens of categories.
Image taken on 2007-06-30 15:21:47 by Samdogs.
Everyone took turns driving the tractor.
My camera ran out of memory for the greatest moment in history.FORREST WAS PANTSED BY A DOG! yup. He was hanging off the trailer - dragging on the ground- and then my dog Wiley stepped on Forrest's pants and pulled them down. It wasnt on the video... but i included a picture. ha
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Every little boy loves tractors! There is something about those big green machines. So, for this birthday GO Green! Invitations: Use a template of a simple tractor using green construction paper and outlining with a black marker. On a separate sheet of yellow paper, write the title "Our little Deere __ is turning __, so join us for some good old farm fun!" Plain white invitations can be made quite festive with the John Deere clip art or stickers. A picture of your child on a tractor would also be a wonderful invite and can be copied quite easily and cost effectively using a colour printer or at your local photo center.
The Venue: How about an outing? You could visit a petting zoo, a pumpkin patch, a pony riding center or a local farm. Your one step ahead if you already live on a farm! An old fashioned family bonfire is a wonderful back drop for this kind of event. No worries though, even if your a city slicker you can easily transform your home or backyard into a "farm house" worthy of a John Deere Birthday Party! Decorations: Green & Yellow of course! A wide range of John Deere licensed goods can be purchased through my website or your local party center. Throw in a barnyard feel with hay bails, saddles, scarecrows, pitch forks, cowboy hats and farm animals. Ask the kids to come in their finest denim farm clothes but provide them with a straw hat and bandanna when they arrive.
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Activities: You can't have a John Deere Party without a tractor! So, if you don't have a real one for tractor rides, turn a regular old wagon into one with 2 large cardboard pieces, the tractor template, green paint and some imagination! The little ones will love their imaginary tractor rides. If your party is indoors or for some additional decoration, use a bunch of farm animal colouring sheets. Cover a full wall with butcher paper or large white paper roll. Make a farm scene by painting on some grass, a fence and blue sky. Have the kids colour the pictures and then cut and paste the pictures onto wall. Or you can even have the kids colour right onto the paper wall. The kids will have a blast decorating the life sized farm scene.
Games: Needle in a Haystack - Hide objects in a loose pile of hay. Use needles for older party guests and small toys for younger ones. Have them wear work gloves for safety. If you cannot get your hands on some hay you can use several bags of raffia or dried grass clippings. Young or Old, everyone loves a game of Horse Shoes - the younger the child, the closer the shot line. Do I Moo? - Attach an animal sticker or picture to each child's back. Each player must identify what kind of animal they are by asking "yes" or "no" questions. For example, "Can I fly?", "Am I pink?", etc. Catch a Pig - Grease up 1 pink balloon with baby oil for every player and place the whole bunch about 20 feet away from where the kids are lined up. On "GO" have them run and try to catch a pig and place it back in its pen. The pen can be any box or container. It is hilarious and not that easy! Have an area set up where you can practise your cowboy skills by roping some cattle. A simple rope works great as a lasso and a sawhorse from Dad's garage works great as an animal target. Chicken Egg Hunt - Reuse your plastic Easter Eggs by filling them with some neat toys, trinkets or candy and hiding them around the party yard or party room. Herding Cattle - Colour some black cow spots on white balloons.
Using a broom, the object is to swat 8-10 balloons from one side of the room to the other. Use a stopwatch to see who can herd the cows the fastest. Hoe Down - play some Country Music and form a square dancing line or have a line dancing lesson! Menu: A good, old, down home barbecue of hamburgers, hot dogs, chili, potato salad, watermelon and corn on the cob. Serve the snacks and salads out of mini galvanized buckets and fill a wheel barrow with ice to keep your drinks cold in. Have plenty of wooden picnic tables on hand for seating. The cake can be any shape or size but must have bright John Deere green coloured icing. Use a decopac set or simply use your childs favourite toy tractor for the center of the cake. Be sure to sit the tractor ontop of a mud or soil pile! A mud/soil pile is made by crumbling up some dark cookies. Corral the tractor and hill in with a pretzel stick fence.
Loot Bags: All kids love to dress up - a cowboy hat, a bandanna and a pair of kids work gloves would be the perfect gifts to take home with them. You can also purchase John Deere stickers, toy tractors, launchers & keychains for plastic lootbags. Plastic farm animals and candy eggs would be a great addition! All farms have gardens so why not provide each guest with a small pot and a few easy growing seeds like bean, radish or sunflower and have them "sow their seeds." They can take their plant home and watch it grow.
http://www.partydepot.ca - purchase party supplies in Canada
http://www.partycanada.blogspot.com - more great party planning ideas!
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