Hillbillies R Dum Anyone hear this one?
Question by thearthound: Hillbillies R Dum Anyone hear this one?
A hillbilly walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for
divorce
Attorney: "May I help you
Hillbilly: "Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorces".
Attorney: "Well do you have any grounds?"
Hillbilly: "Yea, I got about a hundred acres."
Attorney: "No, you don't understand, do you have a case?"
Hillbilly: "No, I don't have a Case, but I have a John Deere."
Attorney: "I mean, do you have a grudge?"
Hillbilly: "Yea, I got a grudge. That's where I park my John Deere."
Attorney: "No sir, I mean do you have a suit?"
Hillbilly: "Yes sir, I got a suit, I wear it to church on Sundays."
Attorney: "Well sir, does your wife beat you up or anything?"
Hillbilly: "No sir, we both get up about 4:30 in the morning."
Attorney: "Well, is she a nagger or anything?!?!?!?"
Hillbilly: "No she's a little white gal, but our last child was."
Hillbilly: "That's why I want this dayvorce."
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Answer by Amy F
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LOL!!!! it’s really good. it’s hilarious!!!!!
really cool!!!!
Good one
Attorney: Is your wife a yankee?
Hillbilly: How’d ya know?
Attorney: Cause no hillbilly woman would cheat on her man!
You’re joke was in poor taste – I’m a hillbilly!
hillbillys r dum??? so are u
I don’t think Hillbilly would like that…
lol, great joke man
cute
i live in kentucky, but im from canada, so im not a hillbilly, but they sure do act dumb around here…….bunch of rednecks
funny joke